when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted
OMG I first heard about Miranda Sings through Rose & Rosie and wasn’t that impressed with what I saw but DAMN if this wasn’t an awesome video then I’ll sell you my left antler!
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.